A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. If a man doesn't fit, you can't exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. Rebecca Bloomwood: A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. Tarquin: Why do so many of your excuses involve Finland? Rebecca Bloomwood: Because nobody checks up on Finland, Tarkie. Rebecca Bloomwood: They said I was a valued customer. Luke Brandon: How so? Rebecca Bloomwood: For the. Rebecca Bloomwood: Terrifying, fiscally, I mean.

No, I mean, what is the story with the recent fish crisis? Luke Brandon: Fish crisis? Rebecca Bloomwood: Fiscal. Luke Brandon: Any financial stories that have caught your eye recently? Rebecca Bloomwood: Yes. Rebecca Bloomwood: I know I've made some mistakes, but I'm turning my life around. Rebecca Bloomwood: Men like you are the reason I left Finland. Rebecca Bloomwood: You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well, that's what it's like when I see a store. They didn't even need any money, they had magic cards. Rebecca Bloomwood: When I was 7, most of my friends stopped believing in magic. Suze: Fluent in Finnish? Rebecca Bloomwood: Everyone has fudged their resume a little. Suze: Don't you think it's ironic that Rebecca Bloomwood is advising people on how to handle money. Rebecca Bloomwood: Can you try again? Denny & George Clerk: Really declined. Hogan.ĭialogue Graham Bloomwood: Your mother and I think that if the American economy can be billions in debt and still survive, so can you.ĭenny & George Clerk: Declined.

Confessions of a Shopaholic is a 2009 American romantic comedy film based on the Shopaholic series of novels by Sophie Kinsella.

Confessions of a shopaholic series